Pam is off with Michael earning money for our nest egg. Man. I love that girl. It’s funny sometimes I’ll just.. wake up in the morning and I’ll be looking at her in the early light while she’s still asleep, and I’ll drag this shoelace across her face and I’ll yell “PAM! WAKE UP - THERE’S A BUG ON YOUR FACE!” and she wakes up screaming. I really miss that.
Jim Halpert .

DO NOT GET ANY IDEAS. JON. YOU. YES.

This Is What Sickness Looks Like. GPOYT.

skaleigh:

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Olivia needs this. If she had it, she wouldn’t be sick right now; she wouldn’t deprive; she wouldn’t blame her boyfriend for everything.
If only.

I LOVE YOU! GOODNIGHT.

Currently entertained by:

http://thegayestthingever.com/

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I called for Gizmo, but only Prescilla, B.Q.Q., Rosco, and Baby showed up.

afteritwego:

ooiseau:

afteritwego:

ooiseau:

afteritwego:

ooiseau:

Worry worry worry worry :/

Woah what!? He better not be effin around!

this is my worst nightmare.

He was supposed to sleep with me on the couch! He better not screw me over.

He was supposed to live with us! ),: I hope he is okay.

This is ridiculous. FOr his sake, i’ll say he’s finding food. Finding food.

Hunter-gathering was his favorite sport :/

I called for Gizmo, but only Prescilla, B.Q.Q., Rosco, and Baby showed up.

afteritwego:

ooiseau:

afteritwego:

ooiseau:

Worry worry worry worry :/

Woah what!? He better not be effin around!

this is my worst nightmare.

He was supposed to sleep with me on the couch! He better not screw me over.

He was supposed to live with us! ),: I hope he is okay.

I called for Gizmo, but only Prescilla, B.Q.Q., Rosco, and Baby showed up.

afteritwego:

ooiseau:

Worry worry worry worry :/

Woah what!? He better not be effin around!

this is my worst nightmare.

I called for Gizmo, but only Prescilla, B.Q.Q., Rosco, and Baby showed up.

Worry worry worry worry :/

skaleigh:

(via throughopeneyesx)

AND I WANT MYPINK SHIRT BACK.

SHE DOESN’T. GET OUT OF TOWN.

TIGER. ***

GUESS WHO’S SEWING THIS COOKIE IN COSTUME CLASS?
THIS LADY RIGHT HERE. Forest green»» any other color.

CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

skaleigh:

I’M GOING TO MAKE A IST OF PEOPLE AND WHAT TO MAKE THEM SOON. I’M EXCITED. REALLY EXCITED. I’M NOT SPENDING MONEY ON ANYONE THIS YEAR.

LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO BE INCLUDED IN THIS LIST FOR MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT EXTRAVAGANZA.

WHOA. I JUST DECIDED THE SAME THING. FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATE OFFICIAL… THIS IS WEIRD.